A Smaller Rice Cooker

 This Afternoon just got a Smaller Rice Cooker.

Amen

iPhone 12 Pro

 I called my iPhone 12 Pro A Flashlight and it is; besides just fAcEbOoK app.

Moose Hunting

 Moose Hunting.

Not smiling.

I end up Picking Cranberries also or spotting Wild Tea too.

A Good Bingo Place

 Q: What is one thing teenagers really need today?

A: A good Bingo Place.

In the Bible

 Q: What do people pretend is in the Bible but is absolutely not in the Bible?

A:  Snakes!

Puppets of Men

 Q: What has EARS but doesn’t listen?

A:  Puppets of Men

I Smell Pot

 I smell Pot.

Think it’s in my Truck.

Benny

Benny.

Thiefs In a Legal Way

 Q: What is something that should be taught in school but isn't?

A:  How the Governor of North and South Dakota are thiefs in a legsl way.

What Kind of Distortion

 What Kind of Distortion ______. ? R you on.

The Sand In My Tennis Shoes

The Sand in My Tennis Shoes.

 

First Cast

 First cast Lost a hook to the Rock and got tired so Sleepy right now.

Yard Sales! Goat hunting.

 Yard Sales! Goat hunting.

The Goat Named Stripe

Alex purchased Stripe for the tall grass around the grounds here. Lot of eating to do. 

 

I Awoke To Pee

Why are you awake?
I awoke to Pee!
 

Geese Eggs

Complete this sentence:  In my fridge there is always...
Cheese and Eggs! Geese eggs.

Las Vegas

 

Werewolf Dream

 First Time In a long time Dreamed that I was howling like a Werewolf throughout the hallways saring the Shit out of the Abnormal People. Maybe Heavenly Medicated!? Drunks Sober! Etc. Etc., What woke me up!

3:00 A.M. Is not good to wake up.? I did not like my Dream.

Earlier at Safeway

 

All Your Battles

 Fight all your battles with prayer, you will always win.

Medication is going to let me Nap!

Bang Rajan 2

 I hear the Loud sound of a train horn. 

Bang Rajan 2.

Reflection

Fell Off the Air Bed

 I fell off the Air Bed!

I'm :okay! 8:00 AM Alarm :woke! Me up!

Light of the World

😎 LIGHT OF THE WORLD! Heat on to our Whole Planet 

THREE IN ONE  Amen! HEAL our Nation  YOU alone is our Savior. Help Us to be like You in this Broken Planet. Amen! 

Comment to Anikka

 ♥️💙🙏❗️🎵 Heart Dress! In Pink  My Drink I am doing is Plexus. Energy 

Wind and Blue Skies

 Chimes are sounding good! Wind and Blue Skies.

Fairbanks Market

 When I went for a item run to the local Market up Fairbanks I was in isle for vegetables cans seen a lady bend down but no panties.! lol's! My hair moved!

THE DESK CLERK

Someone just slammed their Door.

Now I hear a knock on the door . 

                                                    - THE DESK CLERK. Narrated by Donald Kilbuck

Evening Fire Patrick

Evening Fire Patrick.

Showered!

Showered! Feel a lot better. Than Average ________.

Waiting On Friday Night Smackdown

 My Head is floating I am tired and waiting on Friday Night Smackdown.

Probably fall asleep.

Costs More Than It Should

 What is something that costs more than it should?

Buffalo and Cows and Horses. Dogs.

Silent Night

 

Just Now

Just now I fell out of bed. 

1:08 A.M. 

Settled for the Night

It feels like Rain Trees are Moving. Salt water is Slapping the huge Cottonwood that drifted on to the land. The Wild Birds has settled for the Night.

Prehistoric Spider

 I just seen a Prehistoric Spider so Ugly crawling into your ear.

Watching Life Below Zero

 NO SNOWMACHINE CAN REPLACE A DOG.

Stay Masked, Stay Safe

 Good Night! Stay Masked! Stay Safe!

It's Still Dark

 It's still dark, but Good Morning!

Can't Stand...

 Happy Belated!
"I'm Just Returning your call"
Me: "What did I call you about?" in my mind.

I Have A Weakness For...

 King Salmon and Salmon Berries.

and Soldotna, Alaska.

The Dark and the Light's Reflected

When a Night Desk Clerk walked into Mrytle's living room area from the Motel Office area Thinking it was for Change The Dark and the light's reflected the Cat's statues he got jumpy

Things! That Matter

Spring Weather is Officially here
Sportsman Warehouse is got Good Sales.
Marked down things! that Matter.

Gates Foundation

 So When someone Asks If you heard about Bill and Melinda's Gates Foundation...

Answer "Is Your Panties Wet!!?"

Price Is Right

 $20,513 THE PRICE IS RIGHT

We could have had Three Way Tie on THE PRICE IS RIGHT. Two Car Winners.

Scooters!

Virgin Islands round Trip 6 Night Stay

Home Office.

$22,500.00

Knocking On The Wall

When I Spilled a two full Plastic Cups of Clorox in the cracks of the Stove area the knocking started to begin on the Wall.

Hello! Good Morning!

Hello! Good Morning!

 

Sugar For My Chewing Gum

 I ran out of sugar for my chewing gum! I could put a teaspoon of Sugar w/ it so I can Chew onl, While being on fb.

Coffee is Cold!

 Coffee is Cold!

_______ of _______

When your fart sounds like a Machine Gun going to the Outhouse but the Outhouse is _______ of _______.! Got to wait online.

Anaaaq!

March April May June July

When You feel you have Missed out getting a Virus Shot that wasn’t really Missed.!! 

Cousins

 An Older Person or Elder told the People on the Table that I was eating with My Cousin but I didn't know. lol's. Really!

Hello

 Hello is the Word of the Day!!

Push the Snow

Went outdoors to Walk and Push the Snow. Shoveled for awhile.

Mr. Bean

Going to dress up like Mr. Bean. 

Need to find a Bow-Tie.

Mighty Mouse and the Smile Mice

 Going Write a Story

Mighty Mouse and the Smile Mice.

..

Diamond Wal Mart Store

Found my nephew at Diamond WalMart Store.

 

Just Woke Up

 Just woke up guess I was asleep Glad I wasn't cooking.

Shine On!

Shine on!

 

Twing Twang Ting Tong

 We can start Singing Lessons!

Twing Twang Ting Tong

Bing Bong Bubble Bubble fart!

Wow!

 Wow! That sip of potent coffee got my nerves.

Drinking Water now.