Hello! Why you wake me up?!"

Stevie Wonder

Me Also Wondering who’s out there on the Bright Daylight or is they’re on the DARK Web.? Like a Spider. 

Fat is the Problem

FAT!  Quality food is the best answer. Most people drop up to 10 lbs in the 1st week by only drinking water, rather than the sodas, juices and other sugary drinks. Eat lean proteins, green veggies and healthy carbs.

I Just Want to Know

I just want to know.!

What happens when 

you Stop a Sneeze!?

Then It goes out as a

fart!

Marching Song

A Marching Song!? The Clock seems to sound the Tune. … Bark!

TIME for Coffee

TIME for Coffee! How does my iPhone know I want Coffee?

Soy Sauce

 

SOY SAUCE

Why!?

Hello! Chilly!?

Hello !

Chilly !?

A Good Bingo Place

 Q: What is one thing teenagers really need today?

A: A good Bingo Place.

Puppets of Men

 Q: What has EARS but doesn’t listen?

A:  Puppets of Men

Thiefs In a Legal Way

 Q: What is something that should be taught in school but isn't?

A:  How the Governor of North and South Dakota are thiefs in a legsl way.

What Kind of Distortion

 What Kind of Distortion ______. ? R you on.

I Awoke To Pee

Why are you awake?
I awoke to Pee!
 

Geese Eggs

Complete this sentence:  In my fridge there is always...
Cheese and Eggs! Geese eggs.

Gates Foundation

 So When someone Asks If you heard about Bill and Melinda's Gates Foundation...

Answer "Is Your Panties Wet!!?"

A Potent Weed

 When I found a Black Film Canister I kicked the Plastic canister for awhile then I picked it up and inside was a potent weed. I was lucky that day for picking it up. Why?!

Shut Up! & Cry!

It helps.! Right?!!

Start Survey

What kind of Pickle are you? 
Or just a big Computer....?

Waqaa cangeci

Waqaa cangeci?
Can you hear yourself thinking?

No Ending

Here is a Story that it can never have an Ending:

“When a old fart has to fart and give his hiding place away., ...:okay? Who What When Where Why?”