Like a Siren!

 The GASS SQUEEZES OUT LIKE A SIREN!

I Just Want to Know

I just want to know.!

What happens when 

you Stop a Sneeze!?

Then It goes out as a

fart!

_______ of _______

When your fart sounds like a Machine Gun going to the Outhouse but the Outhouse is _______ of _______.! Got to wait online.

Anaaaq!

Twing Twang Ting Tong

 We can start Singing Lessons!

Twing Twang Ting Tong

Bing Bong Bubble Bubble fart!

No Ending

Here is a Story that it can never have an Ending:

“When a old fart has to fart and give his hiding place away., ...:okay? Who What When Where Why?”

i dream in wild parts!

I am on a bike, going down hill, with my clean dark dress shoes, and the dress shoes are getting clayed on with the mud. Cause i am using the shoes for balance as i go fast down hill. I come across the mud filled with water and so is my surrounding area is slushy, but as my front wheel is on this mudhole, it starts to dip into the dark hole, and no turning back. i sink deeper, as i keep sinking i see no more light of the sky. Than i fart, which makes a bubble or burp on the muddy puddle. Thend!

Silent Night

;Oh You Didn't Know You are about to #fart! 

Of All Places! 

At the moments Silent Night.

A Silent Fart at Best Buy

Cause It's the thing to do besides just bullshit with life everyday., like the lazy no good bitches who get up and get all dressed up and NO where to go. A silent fart at Best Buy.

Farts Going Out of Directions

I am happy to feel we're in a long road to recovery, from all this turmoil and wind directions, w/ all the loose farts, going out of directions, and it's like my truck, bumping the wild hairy moose at the wrong time, and now i've added all my thoughts, now i am crying again. happy! & crying! what the hell!

My curse of thought. What i need is a bullwhip, with a shotgun. Could go icefishing or woodcutting.