The Quotable Kilbuck

Monday, June 28, 2021

Geese Eggs

Complete this sentence: In my fridge there is always...
Cheese and Eggs! Geese eggs.

Monday, June 21, 2021

Saturday, June 19, 2021

First Time In a long time Dreamed that I was howling like a Werewolf throughout the hallways saring the Shit out of the Abnormal People. Maybe Heavenly Medicated!? Drunks Sober! Etc. Etc., What woke me up!

3:00 A.M. Is not good to wake up.? I did not like my Dream.

Friday, June 18, 2021

Earlier at Safeway

Wednesday, June 16, 2021

All Your Battles

Fight all your battles with prayer, you will always win.

Medication is going to let me Nap!

Monday, June 14, 2021

Bang Rajan 2

I hear the Loud sound of a train horn.

Bang Rajan 2.

Thursday, June 10, 2021

Reflection

Fell Off the Air Bed

I fell off the Air Bed!

I'm :okay! 8:00 AM Alarm :woke! Me up!

Monday, June 7, 2021

Light of the World

😎 LIGHT OF THE WORLD! Heat on to our Whole Planet

THREE IN ONE Amen! HEAL our Nation YOU alone is our Savior. Help Us to be like You in this Broken Planet. Amen!

Saturday, June 5, 2021

Comment to Anikka

♥️💙🙏❗️🎵 Heart Dress! In Pink My Drink I am doing is Plexus. Energy

Wind and Blue Skies

Chimes are sounding good! Wind and Blue Skies.

Wednesday, June 2, 2021

Fairbanks Market

When I went for a item run to the local Market up Fairbanks I was in isle for vegetables cans seen a lady bend down but no panties.! lol's! My hair moved!

Sunday, May 23, 2021

THE DESK CLERK

Someone just slammed their Door.
Now I hear a knock on the door .

- THE DESK CLERK. Narrated by Donald Kilbuck

Saturday, May 22, 2021

Evening Fire Patrick

Evening Fire Patrick.

Thursday, May 20, 2021

Showered!

Showered! Feel a lot better. Than Average ________.

Friday, May 14, 2021

Waiting On Friday Night Smackdown

My Head is floating I am tired and waiting on Friday Night Smackdown.

Probably fall asleep.

Monday, May 10, 2021

Costs More Than It Should

What is something that costs more than it should?

Buffalo and Cows and Horses. Dogs.

Wednesday, May 5, 2021

Silent Night

Sunday, May 2, 2021

Just Now

Just now I fell out of bed.

1:08 A.M.

Wednesday, April 28, 2021

Settled for the Night

It feels like Rain Trees are Moving. Salt water is Slapping the huge Cottonwood that drifted on to the land. The Wild Birds has settled for the Night.

Tuesday, April 27, 2021

Prehistoric Spider

I just seen a Prehistoric Spider so Ugly crawling into your ear.

Monday, April 26, 2021

Watching Life Below Zero

NO SNOWMACHINE CAN REPLACE A DOG.

Saturday, April 24, 2021

Stay Masked, Stay Safe

Good Night! Stay Masked! Stay Safe!

Friday, April 23, 2021

It's Still Dark

It's still dark, but Good Morning!

Thursday, April 22, 2021

Can't Stand...

Happy Belated!
"I'm Just Returning your call"
Me: "What did I call you about?" in my mind.

Tuesday, April 20, 2021

I Have A Weakness For...

King Salmon and Salmon Berries.

and Soldotna, Alaska.

Monday, April 19, 2021

The Dark and the Light's Reflected

When a Night Desk Clerk walked into Mrytle's living room area from the Motel Office area Thinking it was for Change The Dark and the light's reflected the Cat's statues he got jumpy

Sunday, April 18, 2021

Things! That Matter

Spring Weather is Officially here
Sportsman Warehouse is got Good Sales.
Marked down things! that Matter.

Monday, March 15, 2021

Gates Foundation

So When someone Asks If you heard about Bill and Melinda's Gates Foundation...

Answer "Is Your Panties Wet!!?"

Saturday, March 6, 2021

Price Is Right

$20,513 THE PRICE IS RIGHT

We could have had Three Way Tie on THE PRICE IS RIGHT. Two Car Winners.

Scooters!

Virgin Islands round Trip 6 Night Stay

Home Office.

$22,500.00

Friday, March 5, 2021

Knocking On The Wall

When I Spilled a two full Plastic Cups of Clorox in the cracks of the Stove area the knocking started to begin on the Wall.

Thursday, March 4, 2021

Hello! Good Morning!

Tuesday, March 2, 2021

Sugar For My Chewing Gum

I ran out of sugar for my chewing gum! I could put a teaspoon of Sugar w/ it so I can Chew onl, While being on fb.

Wednesday, February 24, 2021

Coffee is Cold!

Friday, February 19, 2021

_ of _

When your fart sounds like a Machine Gun going to the Outhouse but the Outhouse is _______ of _______.! Got to wait online.

Anaaaq!

Friday, February 12, 2021

March April May June July

When You feel you have Missed out getting a Virus Shot that wasn’t really Missed.!!

Tuesday, February 9, 2021

Cousins

An Older Person or Elder told the People on the Table that I was eating with My Cousin but I didn't know. lol's. Really!

Saturday, February 6, 2021

Hello

Hello is the Word of the Day!!

Saturday, January 30, 2021

Push the Snow

Went outdoors to Walk and Push the Snow. Shoveled for awhile.

Friday, January 29, 2021

Mr. Bean

Going to dress up like Mr. Bean.

Need to find a Bow-Tie.

Thursday, January 28, 2021

Mighty Mouse and the Smile Mice

Going Write a Story

Mighty Mouse and the Smile Mice.

Wednesday, January 27, 2021

Diamond Wal Mart Store

Found my nephew at Diamond WalMart Store.

Monday, January 25, 2021

Just Woke Up

Just woke up guess I was asleep Glad I wasn't cooking.

Sunday, January 24, 2021

Shine On!

Shine on!

Wednesday, January 20, 2021

Twing Twang Ting Tong

We can start Singing Lessons!

Twing Twang Ting Tong

Bing Bong Bubble Bubble fart!

Tuesday, January 19, 2021

Wow!

Wow! That sip of potent coffee got my nerves.

Drinking Water now.

Sunday, January 17, 2021

Stimulate Me

STIMULATE ME 😂😂😂😂

The long finger nails i just noticed! God! Help Us! Drug money.

Saturday, January 16, 2021

Ninilchik House

Ninilchik House at night.

Friday, January 15, 2021

Cobra Kai

Cobra Kai is keeping me up but Right now I took two Sleeping Pills.

Sunday, January 10, 2021

A Potent Weed

When I found a Black Film Canister I kicked the Plastic canister for awhile then I picked it up and inside was a potent weed. I was lucky that day for picking it up. Why?!