Monday, March 15, 2021

Gates Foundation


 So When someone Asks If you heard about Bill and Melinda's Gates Foundation...

Answer "Is Your Panties Wet!!?"


Saturday, March 6, 2021

Price Is Right


 $20,513 THE PRICE IS RIGHT

We could have had Three Way Tie on THE PRICE IS RIGHT. Two Car Winners.

Scooters!

Virgin Islands round Trip 6 Night Stay

Home Office.

$22,500.00


Friday, March 5, 2021

Knocking On The Wall


When I Spilled a two full Plastic Cups of Clorox in the cracks of the Stove area the knocking started to begin on the Wall.


Tuesday, March 2, 2021

Sugar For My Chewing Gum


 I ran out of sugar for my chewing gum! I could put a teaspoon of Sugar w/ it so I can Chew onl, While being on fb.


Wednesday, February 24, 2021

Friday, February 19, 2021

_______ of _______


When your fart sounds like a Machine Gun going to the Outhouse but the Outhouse is _______ of _______.! Got to wait online.
Anaaaq!

Friday, February 12, 2021

March April May June July

When You feel you have Missed out getting a Virus Shot that wasn’t really Missed.!! 


Tuesday, February 9, 2021

Cousins


 An Older Person or Elder told the People on the Table that I was eating with My Cousin but I didn't know. lol's. Really!


Saturday, February 6, 2021

Saturday, January 30, 2021

Push the Snow


Went outdoors to Walk and Push the Snow. Shoveled for awhile.


Friday, January 29, 2021

Mr. Bean


Going to dress up like Mr. Bean. 

Need to find a Bow-Tie.


Thursday, January 28, 2021

Mighty Mouse and the Smile Mice


 Going Write a Story

Mighty Mouse and the Smile Mice.

..


Wednesday, January 27, 2021

Monday, January 25, 2021

Just Woke Up

 Just woke up guess I was asleep Glad I wasn't cooking.

Wednesday, January 20, 2021

Twing Twang Ting Tong


 We can start Singing Lessons!

Twing Twang Ting Tong

Bing Bong Bubble Bubble fart!


Tuesday, January 19, 2021

Wow!


 Wow! That sip of potent coffee got my nerves.

Drinking Water now.


Sunday, January 17, 2021

Stimulate Me

STIMULATE ME 😂😂😂😂


The long finger nails i just noticed! God! Help Us! Drug money.

 

Saturday, January 16, 2021

Friday, January 15, 2021

Cobra Kai

Cobra Kai is keeping me up but Right now I took two Sleeping Pills.


Sunday, January 10, 2021

A Potent Weed

 When I found a Black Film Canister I kicked the Plastic canister for awhile then I picked it up and inside was a potent weed. I was lucky that day for picking it up. Why?!



Friday, January 8, 2021

Saturday, December 19, 2020

Sunday, November 29, 2020

Juice and Honey

Get some Lemon Juice and Honey.

Heat up Ginger Root for a Hot Tea.

Roast 4 Whole Garlics and eat the Garlic w/ soup. Knock It Out!

Last Night I baked Banana Bread and added Garlic Salt.

Drink lots of "C"'s! Vitamin.

Three Frozen Juices and Blend It.

Onion soup! for you.!

Blend It! Orange Juices

Hell yes

Stay Warm!

Wednesday, November 18, 2020

Cut Offs

 

The Cut offs I found at Walmart Ahahaha! Arthur thought I was wearing a Dress. 
You got to look l👀k close It's cut offs. 
I think I left the cut offs in Vegas. 


Friday, November 6, 2020

Election 2020

Might have to CLEANING CREW for the EXTRA CLEANING MR. CLEAN INTO THE WHITE HOUSE RIGHT NOW.


We might be able to get to be Maintenance Crew too. Make some Changes into the Interior and Get some New Walls in the White House.


Sunday, October 18, 2020

Stand Up and Work


 Stand Up and Work!! Feel like FALL OUTDOORS!

Stay Strong Keep Busy!

Get off your Ass and Work for Ca$h!


Sunday, September 13, 2020

On the Road

YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT ON THE ROAD! 🎵

Saturday, September 12, 2020

American Gangster

AMERICAN  GAGSTER MOVIE IS SHIT!! 

So It’s Praising Drug Addict thief’s. 

Hate Thief’s!!


Getting Wired

I l👀ked into my cup I need Coffee! 

 The second cup will get me Wired.

Good Morning!


Tuesday, September 8, 2020

Kenai Fjords

From my trip to Kenai Fjords, September 2014. 


Saturday, September 5, 2020

Monday, August 31, 2020

Coffee fitness


FAT! But I have lost an ounce of coffee When I walked here.

Thursday, August 20, 2020

Hello! Good Night!


Before and After - With all it's mirror image into full ____ balance.

Wednesday, August 19, 2020

At Fairbanks


At Fairbanks! It's
Nice here. Lot of
Construction but still
nice. My Burger King
turned into a Loan 
Shop

Tuesday, August 4, 2020

Benefits of Aloe Vera

Increase the Penis Size lol’s! Idk that Might work though. I know it works for Dry or Burned Skin. Stay Safe! Wear Masks! In Public. Wash the Hands Often.

Tuesday, July 28, 2020

Anaq

Yupik! I pick!
Yupik Word of the Day!
"Anaq!"

My Password!

Sunday, July 26, 2020

Balance is broke!

I eye ! Balance is broke! Can’t buy my tires and rims on FB.
All have A Good Day !
Going to rest awhile before I see what I got in the boxes.


Pray for the people who are still harvesting the fish from Kenai rivers and beaches.

Be safe! Wear masks! Was hands often. Six feet social distances. Wash and Sanitize touched surfaces!

I got books that I got to find a Good Book Shelf around FB or When I see a Good one.

Thursday, July 23, 2020

Good Night! Stay Safe!

:okay! Have A safe Night!
I Am sure the KENAI Police and other
EMERGENCY PERSONNEL
Have already Notified the 
Dipnetting People.
Stay Safe!

Sunday, July 19, 2020

Around the Corner, Against the Wind

I seen the Sterling Highway so Much downed trees!

Call the Governor and bring in a large construction crew to gather the downed trees and Make a New town for the Homeless Population. 


Good Morning! I can direct traffic...around the corner. Against the Wind!

Wednesday, July 15, 2020

Watching the Mechanic


Watching the Mechanic - a Donald Kilbuck Production.

Wednesday, July 8, 2020

Rocky Road and DARK COFFEE


So quiet in here I can hear the clock ticking. After my B/D I can drive the Truck too a Store and buy flatbread and Chips w/ Rocky Road and DARK COFFEE.

Monday, July 6, 2020

"I Wanna Be Free" - the Monkees

Hahaha! That song is simple for the Ones that make People think too much. Like Lucie talks in her sliip. Verbally a Wild old fart!

Thursday, July 2, 2020

After the Quarantine

After the Quarantine i could still wear mask and stay away from infected Walking Dead 6 feet social distance. 

The Old ladies are walking around without masks i can't believe these ones that think their stink don't smell.

Wednesday, July 1, 2020

Monday, June 8, 2020

#Vote

THIEFS! Looters! & Hookers! Blending into the Peaceful Protestors! What the Heck! Police picking on Innocent People. Government is Not All together. Their Performance is Nothing. #Vote the Dirt Bags out!

Friday, May 15, 2020

Start Survey

What kind of Pickle are you? 
Or just a big Computer....?

Friday, May 8, 2020

Throw Up

I still got to go work like everybody that didn't graduate high school.
I could call in sick and throw up or go to work and throw up in the doorway.

Smoke and Choke

Two guys that stand out to look like they can stab you in the back when you cross their path. Dear Lord! I can't stand the two! Have them smoke all their cigarettes and choke. Amen.

Thursday, May 7, 2020

Her Farts Will Stop

On an row of Clearance Sale Rack Area at Fred Meyers a little girl said., Mom your fart Smells!!

Right!! She replied. But than she told her daughter that her farts will Stop!

Friday, May 1, 2020

New Years, 2005

Hi Jonnie! Happy New Year too Dr. Phil, and the prospective clients, sources, soccers, sick out of place coffers, all dressed up and no where to go people, my ole friends, and new friends, and it's icy on the roads around here for the slicker than snot is a dream that no one needs. Dead Moose as the truck slides into the side of the 1000 pint mouse.

Saturday, March 28, 2020

The BIG Word - QUARANTINE!


Covid-19 Quarantine in progress.
March 25 - April 8, 2020.

Wednesday, March 11, 2020

Pandemic

You Cough! Fart! & Vomit! & Die Where you fall Young farts! Maybe just Maybe it will be My Luck! I shall sit next to a Crazy fart that has the Coronavirus than I will be a host to Spread the virus!



Monday, March 9, 2020

Waqaa cangeci


Waqaa cangeci?
Can you hear yourself thinking?