Burnt Coffee and Strawberry Pancakes!

Shut Up! & Cry!

It helps.! Right?!!

#Vote

THIEFS! Looters! & Hookers! Blending into the Peaceful Protestors! What the Heck! Police picking on Innocent People. Government is Not All together. Their Performance is Nothing. #Vote the Dirt Bags out!

Start Survey

What kind of Pickle are you? 
Or just a big Computer....?

Throw Up

I still got to go work like everybody that didn't graduate high school.

I could call in sick and throw up or go to work and throw up in the doorway.

Smoke and Choke

Two guys that stand out to look like they can stab you in the back when you cross their path. Dear Lord! I can't stand the two! Have them smoke all their cigarettes and choke. Amen.

Her Farts Will Stop

On an row of Clearance Sale Rack Area at Fred Meyers a little girl said., Mom your fart Smells!!

Right!! She replied. But than she told her daughter that her farts will Stop!

New Years, 2005

Hi Jonnie! Happy New Year too Dr. Phil, and the prospective clients, sources, soccers, sick out of place coffers, all dressed up and no where to go people, my ole friends, and new friends, and it's icy on the roads around here for the slicker than snot is a dream that no one needs. Dead Moose as the truck slides into the side of the 1000 pint mouse.

The BIG Word - QUARANTINE!

Covid-19 Quarantine in progress.
March 25 - April 8, 2020.

Back to Alaska

Pandemic

You Cough! Fart! & Vomit! & Die Where you fall Young farts! Maybe just Maybe it will be My Luck! I shall sit next to a Crazy fart that has the Coronavirus than I will be a host to Spread the virus!

Waqaa cangeci

Waqaa cangeci?
Can you hear yourself thinking?

G**d M**n sh*t!

G♥️♥️d M👀n sh🌈t!

Good Foot

Get on the Good Foot!

No Ending

Here is a Story that it can never have an Ending:

“When a old fart has to fart and give his hiding place away., ...:okay? Who What When Where Why?”

Bend Neck Lady

Google it. 

Remembering Willow, Alaska

I didn’t know if I should walk towards the howling or just stay near the pickup.

i dream in wild parts!

I am on a bike, going down hill, with my clean dark dress shoes, and the dress shoes are getting clayed on with the mud. Cause i am using the shoes for balance as i go fast down hill. I come across the mud filled with water and so is my surrounding area is slushy, but as my front wheel is on this mudhole, it starts to dip into the dark hole, and no turning back. i sink deeper, as i keep sinking i see no more light of the sky. Than i fart, which makes a bubble or burp on the muddy puddle. Thend!

All

How does a person react when you see a person this way and then that way? In public and in private? In front of children, private? I am knowing that my Lord God knows all, sees all, and hears all.

High Tech

Lot of New Models and Inventions and some Old Models that are Still Good! Like our Coffee Makers. Free Coffee and Snacks! Poop and Pee Stations with Spray Up your #Shithole Really Clean! Rather use Baby Wipes! #CES2020

Family Traits

Your mother Elena gave you her caring nature and passed on a strong will to make the world a better place.

Your father Young gave you his loyal heart and he passed on his amazing sense of humor.

Clean Water Is Life

Clean Water Is Life!  Water 💧is Life. 
We don’t want our future and present destroyed. We can not #Eatfish 

Pine Cones

Reading and Spelling

Haha! I invited Myself to learn Yupik!
#Reading and #Spelling !

Will Power

Winter

Nice Outdoors!

I took a long time

I took a long time to thread to a eye of a needle cause it faded as I aimed to scope it into a little hole.

What Will The Priest Say?

"I don't think God knew what he was getting himself into when he decided to bring Donald to heaven."

Smell Strong!

I told them the only cologne I use is Hand Sanitizer. Hahaha!

Water Hose

Best i walk outside and Check on the Water Hose.

Oh!, ;oh! It id still wztering!

One Bright Day

One Bright Day! as i was walking across the Street i noticed 👀 A terrorist looking up at the Pidgins from the Old Woolworths Store Will you know What made me laugh. ?

Wired! On Coffee!

When I thought Cheap Beer was okay to drink

Mountain View, Alaska - at Anchorage, Alaska.
When I thought Cheap Beer was okay to drink.
Instead of water. Water is always' all good.

Where is the sink?!

Where is the sink?!

Climate Change

Want to #CleaNUp your #Mess and #finish #Praying to #It.

You Think Climate Change Is funny.?

Coffee

Coffee

Time To Drum!

It's Time To Drum! I finished the Whole Months Dishes! Pots' n C[strawberry]vers n' Spoons' #forks' Rice Dippers' Wiped down the counter!"

And the Dogs are Dancing to The Drum and Dance Music!

No Hope In Jesus Time

In Jesus Time a Person who thought that there is No Hope Hung him self.

The Music Stopped

The Music Stopped!

Have A Nice Day!

Raining Really Good

Today we don't have too Drive If you Washed your Vehicle Unless you just have to go Shovel some Rocks! Raining Really Good!

Swim for a Little While

I swim for little While than I sank!

Wind Chime

What's Up!?

i hear my Wind Chime!

AnyWho!

AnyWho! Knows if #BetaFish gets #Constipated looking at #NotMyPresident Tramp Trump?

Cabbage Relief

Halibut Charter

Arthur Barbaza

George Gregory Kilbuck

Private First Class

A CO, 2ND BN, 502ND INFANTRY, 101 ABN DIV

Army of the United States

20 August 1943 - 27 August 1965

Bethel, Alaska

Panel 02E Line 068

Short People

What Do You Suppose "Short People are The Reason That we can't find Money on the floor at Safeway.?"

Beach Witch

Darn Witch left her broom on the Beach.

Springhill Suites

When i entered the Springhill Suites i told the lady i left my Cell phone on the ANMC Shuttle BUS.
She pointed at My left hand said, There it is.!
We started laughing!

Silent Night

;Oh You Didn't Know You are about to #fart! 

Of All Places! 

At the moments Silent Night.

Nake In Bed

Here I lay nake in bed & an asian spider runs across my back! Thend.

Nobody Wants Dead

Everybody Wants To Go Heaven.! But Nobody Wants Dead.!

No Lightnings

THANK YOU GOD FOR THE RAIN! Now don’t start no Lightning’s for awhile.’s 

Pulled Over

Hour Ahead

Hour ahead! #fart!

Stay Calm and Keep Drinking

Jon David & I was at KODIAK Alaska when a Bar fight started but I told him stay calm and keep drinking. Intense. Intense situations happened in Anchorage for me too. Excitement!