Friday, April 24, 2009

Remember to Call Me

I chipped my tooth on the side while chewing a Taco Loco flat bread, w/ peanut.
We had an earthquake 4.7. Right on my birthdate. 4.7 on April 7, 2009. 

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Feathered Birds

It's good to make things smooth as possible for other voices to be heard.
Roosters!
In the early morning is one of the feathered birds. but that i couldn't think with trying to make sense of what directions his voice was going. The high pitch! Ouch!

With little r no direction possible although he does text w/ his local phone. 

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

The Meat Got Its Mark

Today i threw away a cooked breast on to the snowed parking lot - and guess the crow thought the meat got its mark.
Best i go enjoy the sunshine, probably go walk towards Carrs Store. 

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Feathered Large Crows

I formed a ice bowl, by pouring down hot water to the already frozen snow pack. I spilled 12 cups of hot water in the snow and formed a bowl for my feathered black crows.
Now i just have to put in some left overs for their fill. Maybe i can give the crows some left over day old duck soup. Lemon wedges that made my duck soup not so tasty.
A bunch of feathered crows was feasting on my thrown scraps, on the snow, wild rice, and frozen cow meat, that looked like outdated light brown meat so another before that a eagle also was on the pole feasting on my throw away.
A crow, got a hold of the lemon peel, and had a fit, probably cause of the taste?

i think the crow had a wild fit, and i had a laugh. 

Friday, January 30, 2009

How Near Dead?

Having had animals around my life, And avoided the devil drink that was offered from the bosses son, whom thought of drinking while the job was slow. What i thought was how near dead can the people get? 

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Some Kind of Wires

It's windy! Here at Kenai, Alaska. Lucie is held together w/ somekind of wires, and she's WIRED! I suppose she is surviving the fall of 2008 at that Hotel on 15th and Gamble Street.
Probably got drunk with the other smelly darn natives, or whomever. Half dead deaf motherfuckers! Tell them not to smoke, and drink, and the people still do whatever their sweat desires.

I shall brave the wind and snow, and go to the Post Office, and to the local Library, and maybe even to the store. 

Handheld Recorder

I went to "Bargain Basement" and found a Sony recorder, just have to find a small tape for the handheld recorder. While i can record what people say i can even remind myself what i can do this coming week. It's already Wednesday and the 28th of January 2009. It's snowing and blowing every direction.
Guess i could walk somemore butt where? Maybe to Carrs-Safeway Soldotna is a long way, butt that i can walk maybe at 5:00 AM towards, the ole City, and the places will be open when i get there. Most of the places. Maybe? 

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Farts Going Out of Directions

I am happy to feel we're in a long road to recovery, from all this turmoil and wind directions, w/ all the loose farts, going out of directions, and it's like my truck, bumping the wild hairy moose at the wrong time, and now i've added all my thoughts, now i am crying again. happy! & crying! what the hell!
My curse of thought. What i need is a bullwhip, with a shotgun. Could go icefishing or woodcutting. 

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Christmas Snow

I had a very wonderful white Christmas, and the snow wouldn't stop, so i thought that shoveling was a good way of getting the driveway cleared.
Deep 30 feet of snow, a good steady snowfall.

I enjoyed it since i sweated, and lost most of the liquids, and got tired. 

Friday, December 19, 2008

Craftsman

I just got a Craftsman Chainsaw, from a hockshop and the thing wasn't even used that much. I guess i could invest in a sharpener for the chainsaw too.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Thanksgiving, 2004

Gobble gobble gobble w/ all the football games!
This morning my roomie walked into the television, fell and hugged w/ the tube...i later checked on him he was cooking the gobbler that is dead and feathered raw.
I will go to the Tudor Road Bingo to collect my luck $5,000.00 door prize.
Okay! Let the turkeys start running w/ juices of all kinds!

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Waving My Finger

Seeking full time work = blank runs, just like running to the restroom, and having to play just a tuba that needs a tune up. Probably a new resume with different movement.
I got two people besides the ones that are already in the dark, without candlelight or direct sunshine. I keep thinking or maybe i should check on my objective: Thinker. Just that we got enough thinkers in this world that another one wouldn't hurt. Although just to do that i may have to look for a pair of glasses that might look like i need the job better than the other thinker.
Fishing wasn't even good for me since i had to throw the fishes back cause the fish were too small and blah!

I need sunshine, so i shall make this more short for thoughts that make a person full of shit. 

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Old Thoughts Remain Sticky

It's just like trying to dust off the old thoughts, and mixing it with new thoughts., but the old thoughts still remain sticky! 

I Got A Plan

I got a plan, Go North to Alaska!
Move up North for emotions, feelings, with sunglasses on.
Gas lines are going to start, and we're going to want real people with tools, and hammers and brushes. Fresh paint for the walls, and outdoorsmen, that like to hunt for other things than meat, and gas, like gold em there hills.

Warehouse jobs, that make people line their pockets, w/ gold nugget$, ca$h unca$hed check$, and three thou$and$ dollar$ for being an Alaskan. At lea$t for thi$ year 2008.

Friday, August 29, 2008

White Tiger - VERY Interesting!!

Very much interesting!













Swimming is very good for the body.
Get's the ticks out.
Excercise the joints, and cleans the dandruff

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

I Cry Day and Night

The place could use some sunshine. I cry day and night, cause the place is all bad.
Upside down, inside out, zigzag, and different directions, and name your tune, w/ everybody cries. 

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Happy as a Lamb

I got a $600.00 bike that i don't ride very far with. Just that my truck has a noise that makes me think that i need to ride the bike more.
I didn't win the free PT Cruiser, butt someone did and he was happy as a lamb. 

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Easy Ca$h

It's all the floods, and earthquakes, and cracks on my toes!
Halibut is plenty, butt salmon is really short.
I am washing windows, for money mainly for bingo, and the high price of ga$!
i like easy cash.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Scary and Wild Down There

Bobbie Ann has me always looking down the ground for heart rocks!
First time i slept in my truck last night.
Ate a small breakfast at McDonalds, and the Fried Potato was greasy.
God help us all. 

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Birthday Lunch

Today for my birthday lunch, i got a spicy soup from Panda Restaurant.
Hot and Good to the last sip. 
The sun shines bright! 

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

MySpace


I couldn't figure out what was going on the Myspace w/ all the pop ups and people trying to let me agree w/ whatever.
i decided to close it w/ what the people are showing up with. Classic shit. It's all good.


I couldn't pay for pictures of naked women w/ their wet emotions.

Sunlight, and blue skies is popping up near the mountains. 

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Court TV

Once i told the court, that the people are all in the same jar looking at me.
Then i told the attorney that he is fired for a reason unknown to me, that once he is gone, i should be fine for another restful night of peace on earth...not piss on earth.
Butt if i get all my papers, i should get the full information as to why i fired the attorney.

The dark world of Hyder Street is full of darkness.
The Church across the building is full of ding bats!
Wonder if the people know what their singing about? 

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Easter Sunday, 2008

At the church lunch i ate some whale
then some more meat from someone else's plate.
i sit on the throne like i know what i think.
i flush it down w/ the color blue water.
Easter Sunday
God only knows what's going to happen a head of time.
An ole fart - lets out a gassy machine gun smell. That's all i can think for now. I need to wash my truck.

I want to make pancakes. Batter up!
I plan real butter cooked fried potato w/ pancake, jimmy dean meat, and juicey orange juice. It is cloudy start today. 

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Tunnel Vision

It's not chinese eyes, it's an easter kiss.
I went to Church @ First Baptist Church on 11th. and L street. Emotionality is not what it seems to be. It could make me vomit, w/ meanings. There goes my rice! w. greens peas.
Send me your donation of $2USDOLLAR$.FIFTYCENT$each for every gue$$ and i can make that possible dream come true. I gue$$ that can happen, if one mother of lot of kids, can want we can want too.

Thank God! John 3:16. Think SUN! There's a light in my Tunnel.
Tunnel Vision w/ black waves across my $397. dollar eyeglasses. 

Monday, March 24, 2008

Spiritual Easter Feelings!

Happy Easter! With all my Spiritual Feelings!
Jesus Love$ you all.
Butt that makes me feel whole, cause i have my short comings all around me and what comes across me w/ short feelings.

We can win as a group, or single winners. weiners, oscar meyers! Is my spelling correct? Okay! Have a nice Spring Break. 

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Taxes, Exxon, Global Warming, People Crying, & Summer Sunshine

I could use my $25.00 sunshades.
Attach the shades to my greasy x vision towards Exxon, and their friends, that are all dressed up and no where to go.
Seafood is what i think about. I think that i can almost run away this summer, so i can get from point A to point G. 

Friday, March 21, 2008

FOUR Things to Get EXCITED About!!

1.) Easter - about time! Once again.

2.) Nougatocity! - A heightened, yet fleeting, state of accomplishment that makes you realize how unbelievably unmotivated you normally are.
I copied that from a SNICKERS bar. From the inside.

3.) Snow is melting!
I am ready to ride my bike, butt that i may wait until 2 more weeks.
All kinds of wild feathers are singing the cold mornings up here at Anchorage, Alaska. Hurry up August 2008.

4.) I didn't know George Washington had hippo ivory false teeth, w/ gold.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Church with Tony

I have started to attend Anchorage Baptist Church w/ my room mate Tony, and he likes playing w/ his XBOX online. WAR GAMES! w/ all the troops on one spot falling to their death!
He's got a lot of black lite posters, he don't like looking into bare walls.
3D black lite posters, and it is sunny right now. Birds are chirping, and other wild gliders are looking for their food. Hope they don't shit on my truck. I need to wax.
Lot of crows.

Friday, March 14, 2008

Babysitting March 13, 2008

First we played football.
Then the music started, hiphop for his love songs.
That settled his interest.
Go horsey, with a bunny rabbit. And now elphant. His toys are plenty.
Eric paid me $20 dollar$ and Vivian gave me another $20 dollar$ to watch Cameron.
Eric said that he will give me $5 dollar$ in the morning.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Yahoomail

The Anchorage area is short on heat. But i get out before the dogs start barking.
I picked up a magazine full of wild fowl, and chickens, turkeys, and who could send me some eggs, to start a wild field of geese, and ducks! Made my thoughts run wild.
My yahoomail is full of shit mail.

Monday, February 25, 2008

Suloonaqs at Fur Rondy

Went to Fur Rondy where we saw the sled dogs run.
We drove by the Rides, and booths, where all the people were walking around like ZOMBIES, to spend their hard or easy money.

I haven't signed up for my tax returns yet. All the W-2 's are at North Pole, in my friends car.
He called me yesterday. Like the song.
I am into suloonaqs. That is pickled fish.

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Merry Christmas, or Happy New Year

I just wanted to say Merry Christmas. Or was it Happy New Year?
Merry Christmas?
Well, anyway, Merry Christmas, or Happy New Year.
Or whatever.
Bye. 

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

President of the United States

Jon L., must be excited about his deer he caught. Is he going to ride the deer? Todd is choiced to hook up the internet for Jon L. for the thoughts that may shake the election for the President of the United States. Is it a Democrap or an ? Question mark ? I still am not sure of what the hell is going on around the circus. 

Monday, November 19, 2007

Happy Thanksgiving! Merry Holly oh!

With all the common noise about Thanksgiving tell everyone that i says Happy Thanksgiving too all. Merry Holly oh!
I could sip a glass full. I want to go back to Anchorage, very soon. Unless i get to work very quick around here at one of the bases, and or just work for ca$h. Besides collecting cheap unemployment checks that make me laugh. i couldn't live with just the checks that the people di$hout. Guess they are using money that really could end up in my wallet instead. 

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Makes My Weather Normal

I just got back from Fairbanks and am just checking all my connections.
Ha! All the world is in such a mess.
Makes my weather up here normal.

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Cold at Fairbanks

I am very cold at Fairbanks, Alaska. Chopped wood, and what i could do to keep from going inside warm. Patrick, will build a frame for a 300 lb. {tank for when it is full.} probably when he seems his got to get moving around his place. Last i seen him was that rolling tobacco with his two fingers, and his two eyes were kind of needing that wake up look. Guess he needs that bad breath cigarette look. Darn!

Current mood:  cold 

Monday, November 5, 2007

When a Bear Awakes - What it Means to Hikers!

It usually means caution. Or walk in groups or make noise when walking or biking.
I am enjoying my rain and wearing the $2.00 rain jacket from the thrift store that someone gave up or really didn't want it. It's a Coleman and it feels like a cheap sweat shop rain jacket from China. From China with LOVE! Anyways! I made a buy! Since Walmart sells their cheapies for 10 us dollars. Reading is good! Also walking backwards really slow and wide eyed! Not smelling like a guy that just drank a case of cheap beer. Amen! Smoking and smelling like smoked salmon is another. hahaha! 

Saturday, November 3, 2007

Jay Leno

Jay Leno is a wild man.


I could party with that man.

Current mood:  High