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Throw Up

I still got to go work like everybody that didn't graduate high school.

I could call in sick and throw up or go to work and throw up in the doorway.

Smoke and Choke

Two guys that stand out to look like they can stab you in the back when you cross their path. Dear Lord! I can't stand the two! Have them smoke all their cigarettes and choke. Amen.

Her Farts Will Stop

On an row of Clearance Sale Rack Area at Fred Meyers a little girl said., Mom your fart Smells!!

Right!! She replied. But than she told her daughter that her farts will Stop!

New Years, 2005

Hi Jonnie! Happy New Year too Dr. Phil, and the prospective clients, sources, soccers, sick out of place coffers, all dressed up and no where to go people, my ole friends, and new friends, and it's icy on the roads around here for the slicker than snot is a dream that no one needs. Dead Moose as the truck slides into the side of the 1000 pint mouse.