Advice Against a Cold

I am sure you can get rid of whatever you got.
Get lots of fluid in you with a bottle of Nyquil.
Salt gargle w/ Jim beam!
Knock! It out!
Don't swallow spit out Jim beam!

Two Crows Behind a Shade

It's the two crows that I wanted to take n the shade wasn't up.
Didn't find a way to get off my couch. Ha!

The Impossible Dream: an Exclamation Mark w/ a Mouth

Cut Spending first year! by One Trillion$ dollar$!!

Now if I could place a ) mouth! n the exclamation !! mark. :$

Once Upon A Time!

Once upon a time! A minister said, n asked! "Why did you let the Van Driver into Heavens' first, God replied, Cause you put People to Sleep when you Preach! When he drove, he let People Pray! n send the clean wood too Napakiak, Alaska.

Anchorage

Sarah Palin

She is sweaty! & Wanting to be an outdoor person with last two weeks of fume from the sunshine state. I don't know her all I know she lied about seeing Russia from her yard.

Dead, Dead, Dead

In light of oil spills not being cleaned up! The lightning n rain will clean after their mess, n seals, and other wild ocean creatures will breath no more. DEAD, DEAD, DEAD! The earth may open up and swallow the cooks on the Platforms! After the cook makes breakfast! :)

Introducing

Richard! Of Longhouse Alaskan Hotel:

Excess Fat

Is it that fat kids follow example of Parents that don't have time or find time to exercise, walk too the far point too get your poison of choice, alcoholic drinks, stinky lung cancer sticks, r ice cream, Milk Shake! Yum! What ever!

Our earth is going vomit all the druggies! n alcoholics! w/ fat stretched skin into outer space!

Dialog RE: Fish

(From Facebook)

Donald: I just seen a whole bunch Of fish!

Comment: dude no one cares...

Donald: no one actually cares unless several get together n go ice-fish.

Voice Mail

Trying to call you is like trying to get into the Alaska Regional Medical Center on Sunday evening, the doors are all locked.

Fumes

Q: What do you get when you swallow small piece of fume!

A: Probably i will let it out the other end gradually!

Ravens r Smart

Yup! Ravens r smart! The birds even take baths in little ponds near the road sides. :)

Toe Cramp

Toes Spread Apart for some reason when cold! Some form of cramp!

Henry's Birthday

Henry done a three sixty after he stepped n the brake n the snow n his cab window fell off his Dodge Truck! Happy Birthday! William Henry Lewis!

Good Dream

Dreamed that I got a typewriter.

Hy-bred Dogs

Wolf hy-bred dogs! I know several dogs that I come across that I enjoyed feeding seemed to b talking to me n they're so looking wild but tht the hy-bred r so calm seem to b talking so silent n when I witnessed the dog loose I wasn't't afraid any more.

Ice Jam / Flatbread

ice jam! where is my flatbread.?

Hell is Sure Hot

Hell is sure Hot!
Just try a putting your hand over a steaming hot Coffee water.