Peeing into the Wind

I love to pee into the wind so the perfect hairstyle can have a smell to it.

Fiercely Raining (voicemail message)

Hi.
[ pause ]
It's raining up here.
It's fierce!
Fiercely raining!
Or is it calm?
[ long pause ]
OK. It's calm.
OK. The leaves aren't blowing.
OK. Bye.

Free the Animals

I could free all the animals when i get excited but i would have to have all professional crew. Not no scary alcoholics running loose like rabbits hopping.

Marcie's Back Yard

Just before i left Marcie's house, in the backyard, i thought water the trees, and i stepped on her dog shit! God Damn! Now i couldn't get paid 2 go outside her God Damn Backyard!
Maybe i should get home. Or make my rounds, look square.

Advice RE: Health and Fitness

Wildfires Affecting Your Thoughts? Vision? Hairdo?
Aged feelings? U should see some people around me.
Weight Control is all over this Ocean on earth. Just don't tip the canoe.
My thoughts are when i was in a canoe, and some white dudes came swimming up to my canoe.
God Help Us trim down! Amen!
Drink Power Drinks to the maximum! Thoughts into the sky with visions! Hairdo! Cut all your hair! Sun tan the skin!